Magatha and paradox rebates bring us up to 17. What’s up next for purchase?

1 credit: Experiment with “slightly off” purchases by trying to buy a clone of Vanessa with a steep discount.

5 credits: extra stock- One more necklace per day and a bigger number of necklaces that can be actively capturing people at a time. The gold standard by which to judge all other purchases

5: Sticky fingers- become really really good at sex, to the point where getting someone in bed has an almost 100% chance of them wanting a repeat performance regardless of the original reasons, assuming it was consensual or “consensual”

5: Memory Charm: edit 5 minutes of someone’s memory and the rest of their life will shift to facilitate it

5: Triggers: implant triggers for certain mind/body transformations into retinue members . Also allows for creating macros and queueing up obediences upon putting on the necklace

10: Covert Talent Sharing- with some (a lot of) effort the entire retinue could end up as skilled spies and infiltrators with shapeshifting abilities.

10: Science talent Sharing: everyone becomes much better at mathematics. Technology, and the theory behind arcane magic and artifacts

10: Instant capture- Moroes, the butler of Kharazan. He has nearly free run of the place and is himself a dangerous knife fighter. Likely to turn into a whole new side arc all on his own based around capturing the inhabitants of Kharazan and securing its treasures.

10: Faerie Feast- become such an amazing cook that your food can induce lifelong cravings in a person. These cravings will eventually progress into junkie like addiction upon repeated meals, potentially edging out any other goals or motives they have.

10: Sweet Home- doubles the size of the pocket apartment and allows for spare rooms to be populated with appropriate furniture and equipment. Primary benefit would be creating a prison, in all likelihood, but it is a prerequisite to more exciting demiplane and dungeon upgrades.

10: All Roads Lead to Home: all members of the retinue gain the ability to make and maintain portals to the pocket plane

10: Share: Alluring Whisper- everyone gets supernaturally sexy voices

10: Share Potpourri

10: Share Red String of Fate- give recruiters a sixth sense for who would be receptive.

10: Share Stud Service

15: Don’t Stand So Close to Me- anyone that you enter into a mentorship/student relationship with (in either direction) will fall in love with you.

20: Alluring Whisper: Dirty Minds- any time Erich is speaking to someone he would like to have sex with, there is a high chance of an effect similar to a Pickup Line to cause them to misinterpret something he said as a sexual overture and agree. Erich has no power when this happens but it will never be terribly inconvenient or distasteful.

20: Love spot- Erich gains a beauty mark; anyone attracted to men who sees it will be instantly infatuated with him, as if he were the most physically attractive person they have ever seen.

20: Zenryoku Zenkai- Erich will automatically seduce anyone attractive who he defeats in any kind of contest. The effect starts out fairly mild, but grows stronger with high stakes, symmetry (for example, if he only healed during a battle he’d have the strongest effect on the enemy healer), decisive victory, lower numbers of people involved, and how much Erich is responsible for the win.

20: Tsundere Service- if Erich finds someone attractive and they are aggressive towards him for any reason, they will develop a massive crush on him that they are just covering for. They will not notice the mental shift.

20: Instant Capture of Lady Blaumeux- the real one. Start off the corruption of naxxramas with style, eh?

20: Instant Capture of Freya- the titanic overseer of life on Azeroth. Technically Ysera’s superior, but she’s an administrator not a field agent. Gets us into the Titan facility of Ulduar years ahead of schedule

20: Censer of Dreams- the perfect centerpiece for a marvelous party

20: Reward for Service: do something for someone, get whatever you want within a very generous interpretation of “reason”

20: Nightmare Skitterer: automatic capture drone

25: Demiplane: all jewelry equipped members of the retinue can create portals to and from Erich’s pocket home. These portals and the people in the process of using them are undetectable by normal senses. In addition, Erich gains the ability to create laws in his Demiplane which are magically punished. This is initially limited to punishing violence.

25: Dragon Heritage: grants a strengthened bipedal dragon form, elemental affinity with one of the dragonflights, and serves as a prerequisite for additional powerful abilities.

25: Dungeon: Erich gains the ability to assign retinue members to a certain structure or his home dungeon semi-permanently, magically reinforcing the building and giving it certain additional magical functions. Initially the magical functions are limited to expansion, portals, and protecting the dungeon.

30: Dirty Minds 2: Erich can, at will, cause a woman he finds attractive to agree to a sexual encounter. The encounter in question will be subject to the woman’s sexual preferences and morals and will always be on her terms, but she will be an enthusiastic participant unless there is absolutely no situation in which she would sleep with Erich. For example, if happily monogamous.

40: Absolute Order: Erich gains a vastly expanded portfolio of punishments for his necklaces, allowing physical transformations and additional mental states to be inflicted

50: Pen of Written Ownership: it has my name on it, it’s mine.

50: Grand Empress Shek’Zara: Army of fanatical preying mantis men? Eh? Eh?

50: Purchase Xavius: Put a nail in the coffin. His time is done.

Magatha and paradox rebates bring us up to 17. What’s up next for purchase?

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