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Alright. Dumb joke poll for 300 chapters: you’ve signed up to marry an undead girl as part of the big ritual to defeat the scourge. Which one are you hoping for?

by Jerynboe ·
Zombie + Ghost: Likely to be the most “normal” pair among the group. Only thing making this weird is you’re technically marrying two women, only one of which has a physical body
% (3 votes)
Ghoul + Banshee: another pair, but this one is defined by their extreme intensity. Ghoul girls tend towards feral, while banshee tend to have very big feelings
% (4 votes)
San’Layn: sexy elf vampire? Yes please. She’s classy, elegant, a military veteran, and probably smarter than you unless you’ve gotten your brain overclocked with mind runes
% (14 votes)
Geist: small, fast, and cute. Made from desiccated corpses, usually of hanged criminals, she is likely to be a bit of a twitchy misbehaving goblin girl. Also smol.
% (3 votes)
Skeleton: you are signing up for a kuudere that looks and acts extremely similarly to tens of thousands of other girls. That said, she is still an individual and many skeletons have interests; documented examples include heavy metal and architecture
% (1 votes)
Frost Wyrm: a dragon raised from death in the frozen wastes. Likely a bit of a fish out of water, having died a while back, and has a very large family
% (5 votes)
Val’kyr: hot angel girl. Despite the impression Tara gives, most Val’kyr are passionate warriors who seek glory and excellence. They WILL push you to your limits
% (15 votes)
Abomination: If you don’t like them big, strong, dumb, and happy, put in a request for a loaner necklace now. She will be an absolute ray of sunshine. Don’t expect stimulating conversation
% (2 votes)
Cultist: A living person? Weird. Only one on this list who won’t have the undead pinup treatment. Notable in that she at least semi-willingly joined a cult seeking power or immortality.
% (4 votes)
Death Knight: whatever else she is, she was a great fighter in a past life. The Lich King makes death knights by grabbing the bodies of dead heroes and putting them through the wringer
% (13 votes)
Crypt fiend: Nerubian girl. Definitely exotic. Nerubians are a kind of Aqir descended from the old gods, in this case Yogg’Saron. Resembles a spider. Tend to be very intellectual and curious about the world, and extremely independent.
% (8 votes)
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