What Conspiracy Theory Do You Actually Believe?

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We Never Landed On The Moon

9/11 Was An Inside Job

The Earth Is Actually Flat

Chemtrails Are Poison

JFK wasn’t just LHO

Only idiots believe in conspiracy theories. I'm not an idiot.

All of them!!

Shawn never pumped 18 hoes

The car floating through space is really Shawn’s Genesis

Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

Fluoride in drinking water was meant to make us apathetic sheeple

Shawn is really a robot from Boston Dynamic

Because he was born in Vermont, Shawn owns stock in Maple Syrup

Shawn has a house boy living in a small space under the stairs.

Jews

Lyme Disease leaked from a government lab just like Covid.

Shawn always wears a body suit, reason for his small hands

Aliens Helped Build the Pyramid

The deaf repair guy wasn’t real

The gov is keeping the cure from cancer from us

We've reached post scarcity but that would cripple capitalism, so the wealthy .1% have created artificial scarcity and they use culture wars to distract us via the media outlets they own.

Birds aren't real

The "accidental" EMS about a nuclear missle incoming was a real threat

JESUS CHRIST

religion

marriage is bliss

Charles Manson was a cia asset

Ice Panda was a Red Herring

Mountain Dew Baja Blast is actually liquid crack!

COVID-19 was loosely incorrectly labeled as cause of death for thousands of people that We’re already suffering from terminal illnesses

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