Only idiots believe in conspiracy theories. I'm not an idiot.
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(11 votes)
All of them!!
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(2 votes)
Shawn never pumped 18 hoes
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(10 votes)
The car floating through space is really Shawn’s Genesis
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(2 votes)
Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
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(12 votes)
Fluoride in drinking water was meant to make us apathetic sheeple
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(3 votes)
Shawn is really a robot from Boston Dynamic
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(5 votes)
Because he was born in Vermont, Shawn owns stock in Maple Syrup
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(16 votes)
Shawn has a house boy living in a small space under the stairs.
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(10 votes)
Jews
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(5 votes)
Lyme Disease leaked from a government lab just like Covid.
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(4 votes)
Shawn always wears a body suit, reason for his small hands
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(3 votes)
Aliens Helped Build the Pyramid
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(4 votes)
The deaf repair guy wasn’t real
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(2 votes)
The gov is keeping the cure from cancer from us
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(8 votes)
We've reached post scarcity but that would cripple capitalism, so the wealthy .1% have created artificial scarcity and they use culture wars to distract us via the media outlets they own.
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(5 votes)
Birds aren't real
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(3 votes)
The "accidental" EMS about a nuclear missle incoming was a real threat
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(2 votes)
JESUS CHRIST
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(2 votes)
religion
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(1 votes)
marriage is bliss
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(1 votes)
Charles Manson was a cia asset
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(1 votes)
Ice Panda was a Red Herring
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(5 votes)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is actually liquid crack!
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(1 votes)
COVID-19 was loosely incorrectly labeled as cause of death for thousands of people that We’re already suffering from terminal illnesses
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(1 votes)
(Other)
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