While visiting the beggar camp, Rufle, the friendly, stinky dog jumps up to greet and lick...

OMG, a puppy! Hi!! *Vigorous petting commences*

Hello friend! *Simple, friendly acknowledgement*

Ah, you're gross, but hello! *Gingerly pet, conscious of filth*

This makes me uncomfortable but I can't get away... *Awkwardly endure*

Oh. Hello dog. *Blank stare* *Casual indifference*

Eww, get off! *Untangle*

Aaah, this dog is huge and I don't like it/am terrified! *Flee*

Stupid mutt! *Kick*

I have no interest in animals. *Ignore*

While visiting the beggar camp, Rufle, the friendly, stinky dog jumps up to greet and lick you. What is your response?