While visiting the beggar camp, Rufle, the friendly, stinky dog jumps up to greet and lick you. What is your response?

OMG, a puppy! Hi!! *Vigorous petting commences*

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Hello friend! *Simple, friendly acknowledgement*

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Ah, you're gross, but hello! *Gingerly pet, conscious of filth*

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This makes me uncomfortable but I can't get away... *Awkwardly endure*

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Oh. Hello dog. *Blank stare* *Casual indifference*

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Eww, get off! *Untangle*

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Aaah, this dog is huge and I don't like it/am terrified! *Flee*

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Stupid mutt! *Kick*

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I have no interest in animals. *Ignore*

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