Have at thee, fools! Pick your (randomly generated) weapon and lets d-d-d-d-uel!

A copper sword with an exceptionally sharp edge.
% (140 votes)
An iron battle axe with mysterious engravings across it.
% (183 votes)
A steel war-hammer whose head tapers into two long prongs.
% (54 votes)
A tempered steel-headed jabbing spear, over 2,000 years old.
% (100 votes)
A smooth, spherical, iron-headed mace, made by a legendary blacksmith.
% (123 votes)