1 Soru Bread - A FABULOUS local specialty, soru bread is near universally agreed to be some of the highest quality bread in this or any other world, and it even stays warm and fresh for days or weeks without any upkeep! Sages agree, soru bread is the best! (It does smell quite good…)
1 Bunny Suit (normal) - Like what you see? Up for a little roleplay? This copy of my uniform will tailor itself to perfectly fit any woman, including adjusting its color and cut to make any woman look absolutely FABULOUS. Also, it is both self cleaning and self repairing! Until used, it takes the form of a small black cube. (This might be handy for Ireena, given that her transformation rips her clothes off right now)
5 Bunny Suit box - this box contains a functionally infinite supply of one use copies of the Muscledome uniform. They aren’t self cleaning or repairing, but they will still fit anyone!
2 Magic Leaf - Originally taken from Sol’s one and only FABULOUS Genesis tree. They fell from the tree seasonally when it was still healthy, and some say they give the user a rush of awareness and energy! (Oh, is that what these are?)
2 Healing Flower - A powerful herb cultivated and distributed by Sol’s very own FABULOUS Biron monastery! It’s said that a tea made from this flower can heal almost instantly! Healing Leaves? Hah! You’re in Sol, baby! (I still haven’t used one of these in the field but I imagine they’d be better for triage. Currently all of them we have are going to Flashbang)
5 Wonder Elixir - a FABULOUS chewable pill that will fill the eater with energy. They become stronger, faster, and even resistant to harm for a few minutes. (Might be good to help break through key fights… tool tip says it boosts all stats by 50% for 3 minutes)
5 Healing Fruit - These overripe fruits, if smashed on the ground, will release a sweet smelling gas that will heal any humans nearby, within about 30 feet, as well as a healing flower applied to the wound directly! For some reason they only work on humans; isn’t that FABULOUS? (Does humans include Draenei and elves? If not this might be a bit of a trap option)
10 Gobu Gobu Character Card - This trading card of a semi-sapient tribe of monsters from the FABULOUS Drake Kingdom is for a game that I’ve never heard of but I’m sure it’s FABULOUS. (They aren’t exactly a combat powerhouse but the card DOES have the combatant tag… I could make anyone baseline competent in combat relevant to their tier)
10 Phoenix - These FABULOUS smelling salts are infused with concentrated healing fruit juice. If waved under someone’s nose they will rapidly recover from almost any injury, focusing on ones that disable their ability to function. It also sharpens the mind considerably for a few minutes, but it dries out very quickly so it can only really be used once. (So… an rpg revival item. Probably almost exclusively useful for in combat resuscitation to get someone back in the fight)
10 Dance Club skyblock extension. - I… well, somehow this will apparently put an entire discotheque somewhere called the Skyblock. I hope you know what that means. The in-house jukebox has over 2000 tracks, which sounds FABULOUS. (Fun. I don’t know if it’s actually useful for anything, but fun. Might help fend off boredom better than infinite rounds of cards)
20 Character Card: Biron Monk - Depicts one of the FABULOUS Biron monks. Looks like it’s just a generic low end one, the kind that stay in the monastery and train all the time. (Looks like a… tier 2 martial artist. Absolutely jacked, too. If this guy is even half as tough as that tetsu guy we might have room for him.)
20 The Desk Manager - Wait? Me? How does that work? They priced me the same as a collectible trading card!? Wait, I can get away from those monsters… Yes, leaving would be FABULOUS. I strongly encourage this option! Great value. Incredible value, really. (She is a T1 no name NPC, like the ones running the Bazaar. She seems relatively aware of her surroundings but she’ll have difficulty learning new things without magical assistance, like cards. Probably a hard worker and completely loyal if she’s like other NPCs, though. “Busty cashier” probably has some serious resale value if nothing else.)
50 Drake Ghost Character Card: this floating suit of armor is simply FABULOUS. I’m not entirely clear on why we have the souls of dead knights in our arena, come to think of it, but now you can have a commemorative card depicting one of them! (T3 on a ghost? Probably can’t do much except make a suit of armor float around and smack people. I wonder if we can get the ability to float a few feet above the ground with this?)
50 Healing Berry - A dried berry from the FABULOUS Sol imperial orchards, about the size of a cherry. These military grade restorative fruits can heal almost any ailment in a matter of seconds as long as it is rooted in a physical injury, up to and including lost limbs and brain damage. (Any physical injury fixed? Any? Including brain damaged superheroes?)
50 Astral Sword - Made from the corpse of a dead Seru, this FABULOUS purple blade can cut through nearly any material! It is, however; also absolutely massive and poorly weighted. It’s arguably a terrible sword even in the hands of someone who otherwise uses oversized blades effectively, but even nearly invulnerable or magical materials are about as durable as iron or steel to it, iron is about as durable as wood, and wood is about as durable as marshmallow. (Nessa might be able to use this with some practice, but honestly it might be worth more out of combat)
100 Dark Ogre Character Card - Another card, this one with a FABULOUS silver border and depicting the mighty Dark Ogre found in our very own arena, known for his fearsome ability to channel mana to make his body stronger temporarily, which he hardly needs because he’s already strong enough to break bones with his bare hands! (T3 beatstick. Probably about as tough as Ireena)
100 Magic Ring - This FABULOUS ring channels and conducts magic, supposedly. (Wearer can use magic that draws upon ambient magical energy as if the world was 1 tier more magical. No magic/low magic/medium magic/high magic/mana dense. That’s most obviously useful in Brockton, but I’m pretty sure it would be a distinct boost anywhere except Azuremist)
100 Life Ring - A FABULOUS ring infused with healing berry extract that allows the body to heal at an accelerated rate. It’s only one tenth as effective as a healing leaf, but anyone wearing it gets the effect perpetually with no startup time. (Infinite slow free healing? Not bad, but do I need this in a world where I have healing magic and leaves?)
250 Bunny Suit (Bikini Armor) - Uh… well, it seems you already have one. This one is based on… well, my work uniform. It has all the benefits of the cheap one, but it provides both fashion and FABULOUS protection! (Nice. This would be as good as what I use on myself, and basically any of my girls would benefit a lot from one of these. Better than me, honestly; it scales even higher if you’re well groomed.)
250 Lost Grail - This is a sealed stein filled with water blessed by Tieg, the FABULOUS god of this world. If drunk or poured upon someone it can heal virtually any condition, up to and including death and curses… oh, this note here adds that it is limited by tier. If an ongoing magical effect originates from a t7 or higher being it doesn’t work unless that being consents or is dead. I don’t know what T7 means, but I’ve never heard of anything this doesn’t work on! (So it can fix anything short of a minor deity with an ongoing hate boner. That’s actually pretty broad, but holy shit is that expensive.)
250 Caruban Card (Silver Border) - The winged red lion depicted on this card is a rare, exceptionally large and dangerous breed of Seru! We can mass produce them through FABULOUS proprietary methods that for some reason don’t extend to sending them out to fight the monsters attacking us! (That’s… not small. My heavy hitters are stronger than one of these, but not to the point of coming out of a tussle without a scratch.)