Rank the Elden Husbandos
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Rogenhamen
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1 year ago
Varré's clean-shaven and pallid, almost albino cock
Vyke's slightly-charred and corpse-grey cock that is somewhat overlarge for his sparse frame
Mohg's pitch-black cock bristling with omenhorns like thorns, bulging with veins and capped off by a dark purple glans
The Ever-Brilliant Goldmasks's withered, shrunken and barely discernable pebble cock
Kenneth Haight's strangely well-tended nobleman's cock. The hairs are perfumed and carry a fine lustre
Morgott's dull slate-colored prehensile cock emerging from a nestle of keratinous omen horns where hairs should be
Godfrey's forearm-sized Elden Lord cock which expands to the size and hardness of a log of erdwood when he becomes Hoarah Loux, Warrior
Rykard's massive hemipenes, each twice the size of a Tarnished and radiating both the furnace heat of the volcano and the virility of the world-serpent
Brother Corhyn's somewhat chubby and almost completely-unused cock, as filthy as the rest of his garments
Radahn's maroon battering ram of a cock, once as clean and military as the rest of him but now constantly dripping scarlet rot from the tip. The hairs that haven't fallen away are as red as his mane
Blaidd's bright red and knotted dogcock, veiny and twitching with every beat of his heart
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