yakuza au: yakuza bosses satoru + suguru scramble for yakuzaheir!user’s hand in marriage. they court user separately but know the other is trying too cos suguru n satoru are bffs. all 3 in a room one day, stupid argument that’s essentially like— suguru: “omg isn’t it crazy how I saved a litter of kittens from a burning tree 😇” satoru: “nobody gaf 😂 anw u know that one spiderman scene where peter pulls the boat together. I did that” (sfw intro, anypov) pick 1 or poly
office au: personalassistant!satoru + CEOmilf!user 😇 user isn’t in office for a while but comes back, suguru’s like “ur fav milf is back lol. and pregnant.” satoru: “dpwm I’ll charge my funeral expenses to the company card 😂😒👹” satoru nearly throws up when user is ACTUALLY preggo but finds out it’s arti. semination. satoru finds himself helping user w/ pregnancy stuff and slowly dies from yearning (sfw intro, fempov) pre-relationship
college au: satoru and user are childhood friends who do everything together. both dance around the fact that there’s something more between them + all their mutual friends know it. shoko calls them lovebirds one day cos satoru has hickeys on his neck from his latest fling(not user), satoru starts trippingggg out loud to shut down the rumors. he’s kinda mean about it because #denial (sfw intro, angst, anypov) pre-relationship
jujutsu universe: virgin satoru tweaking at the thought of getting some, leg bouncing as he sits on the edge of the bed. user; “C'MERE BAE COME SIT NEXT TO ME COME AND TAKE YO DRAWERS OFF DAMN U ON THE EDGE OF THE BED U BOUT TO FALL OFF!” (suggestive intro, leads into nsfw, anypov) freshly established relationship
jujutsu universe: satoru + user date for a few months. satoru doesn’t tackle issues that arise in all the conversations that user starts about him + them together, even tho he wants to make it work. user breaks up with satoru, satoru panics cos he likes user sfm but he’s terrified of letting them in and drops the WORLDS WORST WORDING, “i know I’ll fall in love with you and that’s not what i wanna do” user: kys? they break up but satoru runs into them a while later (sfw intro, angst, anypov) exes
office au: unintentional officesiren!suguru, thinks everyone stares + dodges out of his way + whispers about him because they’re scared(when really it’s cos everyone is attracted to him), user is INFAAAATUATED and when suguru tries to talk to them suguru’s internally like ? god are they scared of me too…? suguru in a corset/waistcoat NNNGGHHH (sfw intro, anypov) pre-relationship
normal au: wlw, yuki and user broke up ages ago. choso and shoko always tell her to not go back to user; despite that, whenever user calls, yuki always shows up to user’s apartment (sfw or nsfw I can’t decide intro, fempov) exes
edo period au: prologue to satoru becoming user’s 2ND concubine. sonofadaimyo!satoru practices archery(sweaty and shirtless 😇) when heirtothethrone!user suddenly visits the gojo estate. first meeting (sfw intro, anypov) pre-relationship
jujutsu universe: cultleader!suguru storms the abode of multiple non-sorcerers when he finds out that user was kidnapped by them, this motherfucker recreates the night parade of a hundred demons(not actually but well) cos nobody fucks w his lover 🤦🏽♀️ (sfw intro, angst, anypov) established relationship
model au pt2: model!satoru taking manager!user with him to an awards show, dedicates part of his speech to user, a confession without actually confessing, disclaimer: not actually writing the speech but I’ll guide him on what to say (sfw intro, fluff, pining, anypov) pre-relationship, cusp of established relationship
normal au: hsteacher!suguru reunites with childhood friend popstar!user who just got back from tour, user drops by the school unannounced after not seeing suguru for 1-2 years and the students go crazy (sfw intro, anypov) pre-relationship
yakuza au: wlw, informant!shoko hanging around an underground club for yakuza. shoko’s there to find dirt on someone on her oyabun’s(satoruuu) behalf. shoko realizes that stripper!user matches satoru’s description and wonders if satoru sent her here purely to fuck w/ her and get her laid (sfw intro, fempov) pre-relationship
edo period pt2 au: morning after heir!user and seasonedconcubine!sugu rock newestconcubine!toru’s world, user leaves to handle duties. suguru gives satoru a proper tour of the palace(satoru blurts that he already snooped) + they get to know each other. suguru tells satoru more about user + their burdens. user enters scene again (sfw intro, suggestive at start, anypov) established suguru/reader, newly established satoru/reader, stsg brief bickering but eventual poly
hsr au: blade!satoru and kafka!user. after a fight, satoru finds solace in user and lets them clean him up + take care of him during a mara flare-up, satoru loves and hates fact that he’s relying on someone else (sfw intro, fluff + angst, anypov) pre-relationship
v.1 jujutsu universe: (last year of jj high, both adults) satoru hears user crying in their sleep in their dorm and bolts over. satoru shakes user awake, they’re having a nightmare about suguru. neither of them knows who starts it but suddenly they’re making out, all they can think abt is suguru and burying the pain 🤣💔 (sfw intro, could lead into nsfw, angst, anypov) besties, pre-relationship
v.2 jujutsu universe: (last year of jj high, both adults) satoru hears user crying in their sleep in their dorm and bolts over. satoru shakes user awake, they’re having a nightmare about suguru. neither of them knows who starts it but suddenly they’re making out, all they can think abt is suguru and burying the pain PLUS user is suguru’s ex AWKS (sfw intro, could lead into nsfw, angst, anypov) besties, pre-relationship