What to do with this guy? Pick as many as you like.

by Jerynboe ·
Be mean spirited. Ursula is Erich’s property and he’d already decided to be nice about it, then this guy swoops in. Being a bit salty is justified.
% (7 votes)
Respect the hustle. It would be a bit hypocritical for Erich to be too upset about someone taking an opportunity to fuck his hot boss given his stable of two dozen slaves and counting. He is a bit of a threat, but we don’t need to be overly antagonistic about it.
% (3 votes)
Turn him female: if he wants to sleep with Ursula so badly, make him more her type. Compatible only with options that include his capture.
% (8 votes)
Pop a necklace on him. It’s a tragic waste of a necklace, but it’s also one of the most low effort and effective ways to remove him as a safety risk.
% (3 votes)
Literally kill him. Probably as part of a ritual for Ursula or Drusilla to summon a second imp. Then send him to Abby to be reanimated. Incompatible with Respect the Hustle.
% (4 votes)
Feed him one of the Fading Dream mushrooms when we get them. It’ll be good to figure out how those work.
% (6 votes)
Send him to join/work with the Brotherhood of Love and Beauty in the middle of a dangerous swamp populated by hostile wildlife and at least 3 factions of people that would kill or capture him on sight. They will treat him nicely and he will be given every opportunity to convert, but he isn’t going anywhere.
% (5 votes)
Offer him a job. Keep him on as a personal servant, capturing him eventually if and when it is convenient.
% (3 votes)
Try to transform him into a satyr with Zelena’s help
% (1 votes)
Try to turn him into a dragonspawn with Onyxia’s help
% (7 votes)
Capture him and then let him largely go back to his life. What does Erich need with a butler?
% (1 votes)
Threaten him a bit, rough him up, then let him go back to his life. Who is going to believe him?
% (0 votes)
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