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Would you simp over Queen?

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I wouldn't simp at all, cause I ain't no bitch, bitch!
% (6 votes)
Not simping, but I'd still try to plug into her ports, if you know what I mean. (I mean sex)
% (9 votes)
I'd simp less than Berdley, but still always tip my cyber-fedora... M'Queenie.
% (3 votes)
Total simp, as much as Berdley, but with much less cringe, since even people on /v/ have more game than that GAMER ~ DOH HO HO!
% (0 votes)
Completely simp over Queen - I want her to step on my face with her heels while she laughs at me!
% (1 votes)
Completely simp and submit to computer-mommy and follow her every whim like a good boy.
% (1 votes)
I want Queen to murder me by dunking me in acid while she laughs at me and touches herself.
% (1 votes)
I'd probably just die to a random enemy, anyway, and not even see Queen.
% (7 votes)
I want to court Queen, bring her into a loving relationship, give her all the attention she needs, and make a family of laptop-girls. - It's not simping if it's reciprocated mutual love.
% (4 votes)
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